Coco is one of biffles (biffles=BFFLs=soul sista*). That's not her actual name...I just shortened her nickname. I'm lazy like that. Anywhatsit, this is text message conversation we had earlier today. I'm probably not ready for kids yet.
*I've never said "soul sista" before in my life
Coco: E had her baby today! (E is one of Coco's old roommates. She just got married and then had to have babies right away.)
Me: Ooo good for her!
Me: i want one...i need to get married lol.
Coco: Lol u serious?! Please come to wic with me one day (wic is short for women, infants, and children...it's for lower-income families to get help with pediatrics and whatnot)
Me: i'm gonna have a good baby.
Me: boyfriend before baby...gotta do that shit in order.
Coco: Haha hell yea
Coco: Don't you want to have 3 baby daddys?
Me: that might make it easier to pay for stuff...
Coco: It def does
Me: it's not slutty. it's economical*.
*The Mormons got it backward--one wife, multiple husbands would have worked much better. Maybe polygamy wouldn't have been outlawed.