I had a dream that I was trying to convince you to come to a wedding with me (I’m the Maid of Honor, btw). I mean, I’m sure we’d have fun. I know you’d dance. And I know you look fantastical in a suit. I was going to mention you in my speech anyway, so I think it’d be funnier if you were there. I’ve been a fan for a long time (so has the bride). I’ve stuck with you, Justin. Remember when you had bleached hair? Then a whafro? THEN cornrows? (Why the cornrows? (You were still very attractive.))
Admittedly, I haven’t seen “The Social Network” yet. (I promise I will as soon as it’s on HBO. Swearsies.) But BUT I did see “Model Behavior”. Several times. I may even have it on VHS somewhere. Plus I own “Alpha Dog”. And I saw “The Love Guru” in the theater. You know that’s dedication right there. (PS you singing The Killers in “Southland Tales” was genius. Genius.)
Anywho, if you did come to the wedding no one will ask you to sing. Probably. The bride might try to convince you to get back together with Britney. She’s been upset about that break up since it happened. The wedding is 9-10-11. I will totally take you into Philly to eat cheese steak and run up the art museum steps Rocky-style.
Update: Conveniently, there's a twitter thing going on today- #askjt. So I did. Because it never hurts to ask. (I swear I'm not crazy. Probably.) Also-I do have backup dates in mind if Justin happens to be busy that day.